Oh no, Lorraine Lumsford, the scourge of Tredregyn Parish. She’s the Bishop’s fixer and she really has it in for Billie and Reverend Penrose. Last appearance: The Silvery Moon.
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Brut aftershave is the manliest 1970s British smell. Made from purest champagne wine and creosote, it can strip paint off a Kevin Keegan at 50 paces. Only boxer Henry Cooper was strong enough to wear it as cologne.
Other suggested names for Elton John covers bands: Benny & The Jest, The Daniels, Your Thong.
“Clotted Crime” is the name of Mrs Clovis’ favourite TV show and was dealt with, at considerable length, in the four-part story of the same name.
NO MORE BONERS I SAID
I know that a lot of readers have been worried about what has been going on with Reverend Penrose while Billie and Maggie dealt with issues upstairs. As you can see, there was absolutely nothing to worry about.
It is fair to say that you shouldn’t leave Reverend Penrose alone with witches, and you definitely shouldn’t leave him alone with the UK’s premier podcasting witches because this is what will always happen. He just doesn’t know what to do and ends up in an awful quandary.
I’m not sure that the Reverend has ever been happy to see Brian and given his current mental state, he’s probably not sure what he’s seeing, but I’m sure his thanks will eventually be noted. Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
I’ve got some Brut video for you today. Now here’s a Britain lost to the ages. It was a toss-up between Barry Sheene and Kevin Keegan’s appearances but this one was a lot less likely to end with the guest sportsman and Cooper kissing in a shower. Barry is putting a lot of Brut on. Thank goodness he’s got such a big bottle. Just amazing.
This flagrant male shirtlessness lends the comic a homeoerotic aspect not really seen since… Kevin Keegan and Henry Cooper’s Brut advert. But as I said on Monday, that one’s too hot for TV so here’s Henry Cooper in the bath.