Hitting things with a hammer is actually a very useful and creative way to handle a problem. Billie needs to follow Brian’s exemple in future. Also, I’m quite confused. She’s taking away her glasses for see better?
I take off my glasses to see nearby things better sometimes. I suppose it could depend on what distance she sees best at. And sometimes looking through a small hole can correct vision to some extent.
You can’t get the angle right if you have your glasses on. Or so I decided. I didn’t actually look through a keyhole to test, but I tried to imagine myself doing that.
Also you would scratch your glasses and i have varifocals so that is a constant fear, they’re expensive!
What I am saying is that this was a complex decision and by its very nature, imperfect.
Oddly enough, looking through a small aperture can actually improve one’s vision. It’s one of the tests your ophthalmologist can use to determine your decline in vision. Hence looking through a small aperture like a keyhole without your glasses on is not as debilitating as it might seem. It’s about moving your eye in and out until you find the right focal length.
There are eydrops available that will help your vision temporarily. Of course the way that they do that is to use pilocarpine to constrict your pupils to pinholes. One of my colleague’s tested them and found they performed as advertised, but they required bright sunlight outside or artificial light inside. I’ve been wearing spectacles since I was six so I think I’ll pass….
If he’s been in the bathroom for, literally, days, Billie might want to re-think exactly how much she wants to know. Apparently Billie’s been using alternate bathroom facilities during that interim. Just imagine if she’d done that to begin with.
One imagines Tom queueing to use a malodorous portapotty in a rainy Devon field with 10,000 other free jazz aficionados while he misses Tristan Honsinger’s headline act. Which seems no more than his just desserts.
‘Flob’ is perhaps the greatest onomatopeia I’ve seen this year.
I dunno, “FLOUNCE” was performing a valuable public service.
“Flob” meant something very different, and more unpleasant, when I was a teenager in the Nineteen Nineties.
In the Nineteen Sixties it was merely part of Bill & Ben’s speech pattern. In the Nineteen Eighties punks used it for something different.
Hitting things with a hammer is actually a very useful and creative way to handle a problem. Billie needs to follow Brian’s exemple in future. Also, I’m quite confused. She’s taking away her glasses for see better?
Maybe she doesn’t want to see better, in case Brian is indecent.
Well Tom does tend to bleed his tenants dry.
Indecent? Brian was buck-ass nude just one strip ago.
There is a world of difference between seeing someone in the nuddy in preparation for an orgy and seeing them sitting on the toilet. Or so I am told.
It’s hard to get one’s eye close to a keyhole with glasses in the way, er, umm…. So they tell me.
I take off my glasses to see nearby things better sometimes. I suppose it could depend on what distance she sees best at. And sometimes looking through a small hole can correct vision to some extent.
You can’t get the angle right if you have your glasses on. Or so I decided. I didn’t actually look through a keyhole to test, but I tried to imagine myself doing that.
Also you would scratch your glasses and i have varifocals so that is a constant fear, they’re expensive!
What I am saying is that this was a complex decision and by its very nature, imperfect.
Oddly enough, looking through a small aperture can actually improve one’s vision. It’s one of the tests your ophthalmologist can use to determine your decline in vision. Hence looking through a small aperture like a keyhole without your glasses on is not as debilitating as it might seem. It’s about moving your eye in and out until you find the right focal length.
Nearsighted vision is corrected by viewing through small apertures. And you can’t get your eye close enough to a keyhole to see with glasses on.
There are eydrops available that will help your vision temporarily. Of course the way that they do that is to use pilocarpine to constrict your pupils to pinholes. One of my colleague’s tested them and found they performed as advertised, but they required bright sunlight outside or artificial light inside. I’ve been wearing spectacles since I was six so I think I’ll pass….
Now, the Church of Satan is a flobhouse.
Well Tom does tend to bleed his tenants dry.
If he’s been in the bathroom for, literally, days, Billie might want to re-think exactly how much she wants to know. Apparently Billie’s been using alternate bathroom facilities during that interim. Just imagine if she’d done that to begin with.
Well, Magus Tom’s been away at Broadwoodwidger Free Jazz Festival so she can use the executive washroom.
Sometimes I feel like you hate the logic of my comic universe, Ronald.
If I hated anything about your strip, I wouldn’t even read it, much less comment on it. I follow a total of four webcomics and this is one of them. 😐
One imagines Tom queueing to use a malodorous portapotty in a rainy Devon field with 10,000 other free jazz aficionados while he misses Tristan Honsinger’s headline act. Which seems no more than his just desserts.