Oh, gee, that didn’t release enough pressure? Well, what about the next least naughty thing on your list? That either? Shucks, let’s make it a hat trick of the least naughties…
I like Billie’s way to organise things. Let’s see what is this last wicked things. Maybe the cottage will really be able to survive the hurricane Maggie.
So when Maggie says “I need help being good” Billie suggest that they do a little bit of bad to ease the pressure. That’s like saying “I’ll just have one square of chocolate” or “I’ll just have one HobNob biscuit”. What harm can it do?
I’m guessing the latter. A lot of older houses are like that — low ceilings, low doorways. There are places in my mom’s 19th-century farmhouse where I can press my palm flat on the ceiling without even standing on my tiptoes. The doorframe on the stairwell always has a dirty smudge on the lintel because everyone but Mom, who is Claire-sized, puts our hands there as we come down the stairs to avoid smacking our heads into it. Dad actually knocked himself out on it once.
The ceilings are also wildly inconsistent heights, because I don’t think there’s a square corner in the place. There’s one hallway where at one end I can press my palm flat against the ceiling, and at the other end, I can’t quite reach it with my fingertips even if I stand on tiptoe.
Yeah, he was coming down the stairs in a hurry, and next he knew he was lying on his back on the bottom steps with a headache and Mom standing over him saying, “Are you okay?”
At least Mom stopped complaining about the smudge on the lintel after that incident.
John (and Max Sarin don’t wanna leave them out) always have great fashion sense for all the Bobbinsverse characters and this page is a perfect example of that.
I love the trophy.
The love trophy, as it were
Maggie’s party will be informed by Billie’s piety.
While I love Billie’s great black COS threads it’s nice to see her in a dress that makes her somewhat more angelic looking.
That halo helps accessorize the outfit.
Only three times? i think Maggie’s holding back a bit.
Thinking about sex for 57 minutes continuously only counts as once!
It’s almost like Maggie invited the one friend most likely to eventually facilitate her giving into temptation …
Oh, gee, that didn’t release enough pressure? Well, what about the next least naughty thing on your list? That either? Shucks, let’s make it a hat trick of the least naughties…
I like Billie’s way to organise things. Let’s see what is this last wicked things. Maybe the cottage will really be able to survive the hurricane Maggie.
Maggie prefers a familiar pitch.
She wants the action to happen on her home turf.
So when Maggie says “I need help being good” Billie suggest that they do a little bit of bad to ease the pressure. That’s like saying “I’ll just have one square of chocolate” or “I’ll just have one HobNob biscuit”. What harm can it do?
And I thought Shelley’s headcanons were exotic!
Maggie Warren’s Sin When You’re House Sitting
Very good
What did he mean when he said “I’m an honorary Sean Connery”?
Never mind “Press be asking do I care for sodomy – I don’t know, yeah, probably?”
Either those girls are way taller than I had previously noted, or that door is uncommonly short.
I’m guessing the latter. A lot of older houses are like that — low ceilings, low doorways. There are places in my mom’s 19th-century farmhouse where I can press my palm flat on the ceiling without even standing on my tiptoes. The doorframe on the stairwell always has a dirty smudge on the lintel because everyone but Mom, who is Claire-sized, puts our hands there as we come down the stairs to avoid smacking our heads into it. Dad actually knocked himself out on it once.
The ceilings are also wildly inconsistent heights, because I don’t think there’s a square corner in the place. There’s one hallway where at one end I can press my palm flat against the ceiling, and at the other end, I can’t quite reach it with my fingertips even if I stand on tiptoe.
I’ve never knocked myself out on a low lintel before, but I have certainly run into them.
Totally possible, if not for a long duration. Pock, next moment you’re sitting on your backside, wondering.
And don’t even mention concrete lintels.
Yeah, he was coming down the stairs in a hurry, and next he knew he was lying on his back on the bottom steps with a headache and Mom standing over him saying, “Are you okay?”
At least Mom stopped complaining about the smudge on the lintel after that incident.
John (and Max Sarin don’t wanna leave them out) always have great fashion sense for all the Bobbinsverse characters and this page is a perfect example of that.
Perhaps there are only 3 items on Maggies list.
Couldn’t Maggie just take someone back to her usual room in the rectory? Wouldn’t that still count as a “home match”?
Maybe she could borrow the Reverend’s car? She and her partner of choice could go park in some remote place and put the seats down?
I’m honestly not even sure if Gareth would mind.
Gareth would probably mind only if they got fluids on his upholstery.
Baddie two shoes!