Actually – you can get “Mystery Worshipprs” at your church.
They come in, take part in the service, and leave a little “You have been visited by a Mystery Worshipper” card in the collection plate. Then they write a review for “Ship of Fools” and give you stars.
Just send Maggie over to the Bishop… she’ll take care of everything in just one night.
What is a Higgs-Boson?
Well, you see, it’s there, and then but over when or under upon but outside when inside the angel on that thing it is when not under.
Pretty simple, huh?
Honestly, she handled it pretty well.
I clicked and clicked, but there doesn’t seem to be a link to apply for a job as one of these mystery shoppers for the diocese.
Sounds like my dream job, too.
There’s an Area Dean I’d like to stick the boot into.
Actually – you can get “Mystery Worshipprs” at your church.
They come in, take part in the service, and leave a little “You have been visited by a Mystery Worshipper” card in the collection plate. Then they write a review for “Ship of Fools” and give you stars.
http://www.shipoffools.com/mystery-worshipper/
I was aware of these but it hadn’t occurred to me they’d be visiting virtual services now. It’s rather fascinating!
That’s because no-one expects them to, Phlebas.
Any resemblance between Mystery Worshippers and The Spanish Inquisition is purely coincidental . . .
This is noir af.
I am guessing “so we got a defector from the satanists” not good enough… yaiks.
Maggie is pretty naive in church affairs.
At least it’s not Archbishop Midsomer.