Great Uncle Donald
Today’s comic features not one but two mystery heads. Check out Daddy’s glowing skull! Two heads… are better than one?
Colours by Sammy Borras
Today’s comic features not one but two mystery heads. Check out Daddy’s glowing skull! Two heads… are better than one?
Colours by Sammy Borras
Okay, so I guess Chez Maggie was a little closer to Tredregyn than I thought
No, the tank was empty and the car was so scared of the Reverend that it teleported instead. You know, like in Asimov’s short story with the punch line “Sloane’s teddy wins the race”. Which I happened to read in a German quite literal translation that befuddled me for days until I thought of retranslating that line into English.
Even the snake’s not sure about this
That is some serious side-eye from Coby, yes.
“Honestly, I hate working here, they are so weird.”
https://youtu.be/i4vAZZ8iLGY?t=81
Snake status: presently “noping out”
run coby run! er, slither coby slither!
I hope that at the end of the story Billie or Maggie will adopt poor Coby. She’s such a nice python, too nice for that house.
Looks like Coby’s taking her act on the road.
You challenge yourself to new heights with every story these days, John, and you exceed them. Bravissimo.
Looks like Great Uncle Donald has lost a lot of weight!
“Donald has lost” is forbidden verbiage when you are serious about worshipping the devil.
I see what you did there.
Someday I hope to make an entrance to a party this way.
Epic entrance!! Why use a doorknob when you can bash the door open with a handy thug? 🙂
“I’m mortified. I completely missed ‘bring your own thug’ on the invitation — might I borrow yours?”
Who bounces the bouncer?
The bouncest.
I am trying SO HARD to come up with a Trump joke about ‘Great Uncle Donald’ but it’s been a long day.
See, I was trying for Donald Duck myself. Just couldn’t fetch the plate.
I think we have to wait until he’s president again for more jokes to open up. Right now all of my slots are occupied by “Uncle Joe”. What is it with totalitarian states and their Uncle Joes?
Better to waste a joke than an election.
Do not get between one of the Lord’s no-shit Holy Warriors and someone under his protection.
Also, I hope Snek is taken to a reputable herpetarium
He’s taking the snake with him. This unholy place has lost its snek privileges.
He knows an 80s hair metal band who’ll give Coby a good home.
Snek? Is Steeple Fark related? Or is that term a bit of general internet-speak that managed to pass me by?
I’d seek out Impaler for elucidation but I fear that would be the internet equivalent of crossing the streams.
Snek is internet slang for snake, yeah. There’s a bunch of these. My favorite is probably “monke” for monkey
I prefer “minkey”, myself. But I’m an Old.
Or you’re Inspector Clouseau.
I’ve seldom had so much gleeful anticipation at a series of onomatopoeias as at Panel 3’s.
Yay! You get ’em, David!
YEEEEEEESSS!!!!! Finally someone who could save Maggie and take that idiotic smile off Robert’s face (and a few teeth too) has arrived! This is so exciting! Maggie was so scared of her crazy grandma, but the gentle python seems to see a chance to get out of this madhouse… I kinda hope Maggie takes Coby with her.
The titles of the next three comics don’t forbode a completely satisfying happy ending to this escapade.
Let us have our brief moment of hope before it’s cruel torn away from us.
That should have been “cruelly”.
The Warrens are far too formidable adversaries to be defeated in a few measly strips, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
The look on Bob’s face says to me he’s predicted this arrival and factored it into the plans.
Or Penrose is just too late and Maggie’s gone already.
Ah, but some of us enjoy the emotional rollercoaster.
I personally don’t see what’s so great about Uncle Donald…
I would love to hear about his adventures on the Amazon River and his encounter with the head-hunting tribe.
He was more of an armchair adventurer I believe.
Well, for one thing, he can pull off wearing those little novelty dog hats.
For another, he’s always up for a quick game of billiards.
Yeah, but he’s not so fond of baseball.
Alright Rev. Penrose!! This was getting more disturbing than I ever though possible in Steeple.
The cavalry has arrived!
I was confused initially. I thought Great Uncle Donald was the person in the red dress. The grey potato blends in a bit.
According to the previous page, the person in the red dress is Maggie’s grandmother.
Great Uncle Donald is the glowing skull.
No – Great Uncle Donald is the shrunken head. We haven’t been properly introduced to the glowing skull.
GO REV
When you can unironically say “put the glowing skull down” you are TRULY living your life.
And “the glowing skull” is not even redundant because Donald.
“OF THE TWO SKULLS CURRENTLY AT YOUR DISPOSAL…”
I feel bad for the friendly bouncer. It should’ve been super!
I’m guessing the Reverend didn’t want to play shuffleboard either.
Poor bouncer, all he wanted was to arrange a good game.
Last Fiverr gig he’s accepting.
C’mon Maggie. They have forfeited any claim to “family”. Your hands and feet are free, draw some blood! Break some relics!
I was under the impression that the family’s turn to Satanism was a relatively recent thing, but gran’ma there seems to be all in.
The alternative was to get back in the coffin. Would you be one to refuse a raise?