Are you familiar with “Cliff Richard Dying Inside“? It refers to the expression on the septugenarian pop star’s face in every photo on his annual fan calendars. In 13 days, it will be “octogenarian pop star”, by the way, happy birthday for then, Sir Cliff. Sir Cliff is very important to Christmas in the UK. I sing his 1988 hit “Mistletoe and Wine” when I need comfort.

As for “A Spaceman Came Travelling“, was it Chris de Burgh’s finest moment? Or was that “Don’t Pay The Ferryman”?