Surfers always want a bloody tattoo saying something like “sand and water rule my mind” or “catch a tube” or “gnarly air grawg” or something like that. They’re obsessed with the bloody sea and trying to ride it like a bloody horse.

Rumbelows was a UK electrical goods retailer that went bust when I was in my final year of school, 1995. A sad, sad day. Here’s a fact you’ll like: Rumbelows at some point bought out Brian Epstein’s NEMS stores, which you will no doubt be well aware of as a cornerstone of my comics universe.