Calm down, it’s just Brian in a costume. No need to reach for the smelling salts.

If anyone is interested in staging Tom Pendennis’ fresh, modern take on Mother Goose, I hope you can glean the basic elements of staging from this story. You’re definitely going to need a small Stonehenge and some drag queen sewing experience. And a magic (Satanic) piccolo flute. And a tolerance for mild pain.