Gasoline guy looks scarier than the mysterious stalker. His hands are full of the blood of the innocents. Is this the price of party hard all night? Deal with terrible people hopes to stay alive?
These are some of John’s best ever panels from Creepy Mustashioed Stalker, to Nazi Brexiteer clerk to drunk and partially clad Billie going to town on those Christmas hors d’oeuvres.
I’ll just coincidentally stand riiiight …. here
it’s the twilight zone of Hungover Christmas. The reason why most of us travel or stay home…
Make sure to get the sushi
Razor’s
Our creepy mustachioed man’s stalking abilities are starting to border on the supernatural.
Only just this time around saw him in the third panel :0
Gasoline guy looks scarier than the mysterious stalker. His hands are full of the blood of the innocents. Is this the price of party hard all night? Deal with terrible people hopes to stay alive?
Don’t say any unnecessary words
Don’t ask the clerk if they have any kosher food.
Or ask if they have any Adam Sandler movies to rent.
BTW in my head canon, creepy mustachioed stalker is voiced by David Firth.
That rogue apostrophe in “NEWS PAPER’S” speak of a man who would commit any monstrosity.
The bodies in the ice machine are nothing compared to his dismemberment of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Oh, I recognize those bottles. They really did verify the potability of their Bailey’s and Advocaat… but not the locally available water.
I like that Creepy Moustache Dude is deploying the classic pretend-you’re-a-painting move, as popularised by Scooby Doo.
Ruh-roh.
I do Nazi the point of going to that store.
Jew wouldn’t!
Hah! I just noticed that “News Paper’s” has a misplaced apostrophe.
I wonder if they also have Ladie’s Night!
Perhaps it means “This thing belongs to the newspaper”?
“Vote Leave” mug and Adolf’s Greatest Hits on loop (I assume). This guy is a type.
Panel 2 features the hot Billie we’ve all been waiting for. Hope the Gremlin — uh… I, mean the portrait — enjoyed the show.
Is that guy’s hand resting in… its own goo?!
These are some of John’s best ever panels from Creepy Mustashioed Stalker, to Nazi Brexiteer clerk to drunk and partially clad Billie going to town on those Christmas hors d’oeuvres.
I think that final panel may be the scariest panel John’s ever drawn.
NOPE NOPE NOPE D: