Brum brum brum!
There have been many horrible sights in this story, scenes that would change a person, but few as chilling as the in-comic appearance of CLARKSON. Thank goodness I don’t need to adhere to the Comics Code any more.
There have been many horrible sights in this story, scenes that would change a person, but few as chilling as the in-comic appearance of CLARKSON. Thank goodness I don’t need to adhere to the Comics Code any more.
You got so preoccupied with whether or not you COULD [stop adhering to the Comics Code], you didn’t stop to think if you SHOULD.
I would have expected Maggie’s tablet to be a Zambian product – or are we not, in fact, in the same timeline as Bobbinchinery-go-Round?
It could have been, but it wouldn’t have been funny.
Now returning all of my Mac gear and demanding it be replaced with genuine Bapl-branded equipment.
Is it not an IPad Ba’al? I thought that was good, but Top Gear? Brilliant.
Yes, the iPad Ba’al, it’s like the iPad Pro, but more… representative of a god who looked a bit like a minotaur who could shoot lightning out of his hand.
Top Gear is crap now. They boys took their show to Amazon, where it’s now called The Grand Tour.
I thought it was Ba’al, too – I’m pleased it is because I’ve just ordered one on the strength of Maggie’s recommendation.
Cancelling that order and putting in one for an iPad Bapl would have been very complicated.
They’re not hot on Consumer Rights in the Depths of Hell (even though they are red hot on pretty much everything else).
Brilliant. You know, it puts me in the mind of a song. Perhaps you know this one:
https://munciegirls.bandcamp.com/track/jeremy
It goes “I’m so angry, I’m gonna get a tattoo / that says fuck Jeremy Clarkson and fuck you too”
I’m going to pitch a new “reality” show (for when things get back to normal) in which Jeremy Clarkson and Kelly Clarkson drive from Penzance to Thurso in a 1975 Reliant Robin. But here’s the twist: Kelly drives and Jeremy sings!
Working title: SING AS WE GO WITH JEREMY AND KELLY. Or possibly: ON THE ROAD BUT NOT WITH JACK KEROUAC.
Cor this sounds brill.
I WOULD WATCH THAT SHOW!
I WOULD BINGE_WATCH THAT SHOW!!!
You need to get out more. But then, we all do.
…What’s “out?”
SUCCESS!!! Once again, an app save the night!
OMG! I am watching The Grand Tour even as we speak!
Clarkson almost put me off Chelsea. The only remedy is whispering, “Joe Strummer…Joe Strummer…Joe Strummer…” until the red mist subsides.
There is no more apt description for the Three Stooges on Wheels.