Hopefully getting knocked spark out by Reverend Penrose’s clothesline will be a turning point for the ill-fated Secret Sentai.
Archive for September, 2020
Tom’s pantomime dame costume is both provocative and visionary. Is it “fierce”? I’m no expert. But Billie’s gold lamé bum bag (cf: “fanny pack”) is the fashion forward statement of the day.
We’ve reached the halfway point of Secret Sentai. As you can see, I’ve celebrated it with an eye-popping rug that brings to mind the Star Trek:TNG holodeck floor.
The addition of Maggie to this household has both unbalanced it terribly (if you are a fan of peace and quiet) and created a perfect equilibrium for Mrs Clovis, who was born to spar with Maggie.
Reverend Penrose’s position has been degraded to one of “deflated Daddy”, he’s really going to have to raise his game if he wants to get to stand at the front on the cover of any future print collections. Today’s comic features another James Herriot (real name: Alf White) reference, “pencil” being a term for the penis used by one of the literary vet’s farming clients, one that I have used ever since. I read those books repeatedly when I was 11 or 12. They are in my writing DNA and I cannot get them out. My mother trod on Mr White’s foot in Thirsk post office when she was pregnant with me, and I believe this may be the reason that Herriotisms occur so frequently.
Billie, if you aren’t even willing to give a street buckle to your favourite buckle-lover, there is literally no place for you at Belial’s left hand.